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Medical Jokes

“Statistically…9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”

“I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”

“He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.”

“I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”

“When I first tried a new cough syrup, I had no idea what to expectorate.”

Q: What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?

A: A URLologist!

Q: How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?

A: When it’s Tooth Hurty!

Q: What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?

A: “Do you see any change in me?