HOSA Word Search
“Statistically…9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”
“I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”
“He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.”
“I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”
“When I first tried a new cough syrup, I had no idea what to expectorate.”
Q: What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
A: A URLologist!
Q: How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
A: When it’s Tooth Hurty!
Q: What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?
A: “Do you see any change in me?